Baboon Breakfast meaning and definitionBaboon Breakfast mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Baboon Breakfast.
A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.
The sexual act of a person placing their face and head between the breasts of a female with his cheeks puffed with air. The woman then squeezes her breasts together deflating the contained air within the others cheeks.
A baboon butt is a ghetto booty that is nice and tight, but it's red from getting spanked.
Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities
This is a person with a face like a baboon butt. Red, wrinkled or just plain nasty. Someone's face that makes you go "owwww".
During sex when you slap your gf or bf's ass so hard, it turns a bright red color.
Getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque.
1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.2. Dumbness.3. Idiocy.
Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.
a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish
basically another way of saying nigger.