baby blumpkin meaning and definitionbaby blumpkin mean? Here you find 1 meanings of baby blumpkin.
When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.
An unneccessarily small blunt. Its made when a person empties the tobacco from the cigar to replace with weed but doesnt have nearly enough weed to refill the cigar before rerolling. Its basically a joint.
An evil talking baby who killed the Quizno's spongemonkies and took over the quiznos commercials, making thw world unable to sing new "we luv tha subs" variations every other month.
When someone has the physical disposition of a toddler.
The act of duct taping life-like baby dolls to your body to serve as armor. Note: Works best with female midget baby dolls as there are smaller "holes" in the armor.
A sappy, stupid nickname a moronic girl gives her 2 years younger boyfriend, who happens to be an insane psycho control freak.
a situation, place or person who persistently fails at success or change.
When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.
Babybombing is the act of pushing your kid off onto someone else, even the other parent, for the purpose of amusement or to get out of responsibility.
Half chub.
Baby boner? really? Baby boner.... is a babies boner