baby on board meaning and definitionbaby on board mean? Here you find 6 meanings of baby on board.
A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.
The quick translation: Bitch on Board
a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.
When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car. Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.
Contrary to other definitions posted here, displaying a 'baby on board' sign is not actually intended to be an attempt to make other drivers drive more carefully.It's for the Emergency Services in the event of an accident. It's so they know there may be someone in the vehicle who is small enough to have become trapped under a seat etc.There. That's nothing to get mad about, is it?
Girl that thinks she's very attractive, but actually shows heavy resemblence to an animal, such as a monkey. ex: orangutan, ape, chimpanzee looking people.
The baby of a family that deeply dislikes Seaworld
When you are so hungover from the night before that you do not move from the couch the entire day and lay there like a beached whale.
an offspring of a white person and black person...also called mixed. The black man and his white woman have the cutest little Oreo baby. Also: A white man with a black woman who yield an offspring. This can also mean someone who is black, but who wants to be white.. Like Darth Vader
A term refering to a Scandinavian who wears a ski hat in the winter and ball cap in the summer.
The act of hiding your face from the person you are talking to, in order to make them believe you are upset, at them.
A young and inexperienced hairy gay person. A young American Bear.
The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
The most huggable guy in the world. He is short and adorable and everything he says makes you want to hug him.
When two or more pregnant women get together for an event in which their partners/significant others can attend.. dinner, walking, movies etc...