babymoon meaning and definitionbabymoon mean? Here you find 7 meanings of babymoon.
The period before the baby is born. Like a hunnymoon, because after the baby is born the mother will not get to do the same things due to the responcibilty of having a baby.
Going on vacation before the baby arrives
Supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. Mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. Maybe a weekend, maybe a week. Requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. Travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. Eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.
A new, douchey, word created by women that refers to a vacation before an expecting child is born. Also can be used to impose loads of guilt on a man forcing them to take their wife/girlfriend on a cheesey couples vacation.
A period of time after birth in which the mother eschews contact with those outside the nuclear family, so that her time and attention can be focused on herself and her new baby in order to maximally bond, physically and emotionally recover, and enjoy the postpartum time.It is analogous to "honeymoon" in that it is the intimate, secluded part of a celebration of a special, life-changing event, and a vacation from the usual concerns and demands of the world.
A vacation taken with the primary goal of making a baby.
Similar to a honeymoon except this is a trip you go on with the primary goal of making a baby.
When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.
(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.
The vehicle driven by your child's mother, most likely a SUV preferred for its sporty look and it's spacious backseats for the safety and comfort of her children and the peripheral advantage driving experience.
When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!
the act of one removing there teeth and prefomring oral sex
A man that sleeps with someone else's babys mama
an infant muffin, not having yet gone through pan puberty. when you add more eggs and milk to the batter.] still infantile. i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.
its when a baby or toddler, in target or any place, is muggin you.
Refer to Yangmo or Azn
When one eats out a woman who is undergoing overt menstruation.