babytard meaning and definitionbabytard mean? Here you find 3 meanings of babytard.
babytard is the youngest daughter of shaycarl; famous youtuber and vlogger who owns the shaytards channel. Famous throughout the world for being on James Blunt's CD album, she will proudly exclaim this every time she goes to Walmart.Hobbies include 'hewicopta', picking her nose, sucking her thumb, dancing, gymnastics, and singing to the camera, with her most famous rendition being "when you're happy and you know-smile!"babytard's personality is very bubbly, and although she is not always fully understood, she visibly shares a very strong bond of love with her parents and siblings.
The cutest child of the youtube famous family, the shaytards. She is the child of the world. She is the master of singing "if your happy and you know it". She is the only human who still looks cute while sucking her thumb and she will go on to rule this world one day.
Babytard is the youngest daughter of Shay-Carl & his wife Katilette. She is the cover imagine for English recording artist James Blunt's album "Some kind of trouble". The picture was taken by Katliette and Shay threw Babytard up into the air.
Prieviously intelligent people , normally women , who after having a baby become so fixated on the child that they are no longer able to carry a conversation or even comprehend one unless said baby is the topic.
Slang term for the introductory course in income tax law in most law schools.
Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.
ganeric term for crack cocaine in neighborhoods where it is sold.
To take care of a baby and watch him/her.
A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.
the same as chicken teriyaki only the chicken is replaced with a human fetus
A brand of sweet lolita clothes from Japan. Makers of the line Alice and the Pirates, and featured in the movie 'Shimotsuma Monogatari' as the favorite brand of main character Momoko. One of the Japanese lolita brands that will ship directly to the US from their web site babyssb.co.jp.
Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
A long and girthy penis. Like a baby arm in length, but also extremely thick.