Cabbage crusader meaning and definitionCabbage crusader mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Cabbage crusader.
a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.
to steal with intent to use the item as toilet paper.
When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank
slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.
A person of Ukrainian descent who may happen to also like the vegetable.
The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight
gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.
a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.
Sister to the term sausage fest, a cabbage fest is a Party, or Alcohol-Driven even mostly consisting of Female visitors, usually quite annoyed that there isn't a greater presence of Men around. Usually quite good for blokes though, as the chance of pulling has just gone very much in their way.
The flap of skin located behing the armpit, this so called "cabbage flap" is extremely soft and enjoyable to touch.
When a girl uses her hand to make a fluffing action on a guys nutsack