Cactoid meaning and definitionCactoid mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Cactoid.
A person who lives among cacti, such as in Tucson, AZ.
A mysterious object that appears on the side of the road, as viewed from a car.
a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain by penetrative masturbation using cactiDerived from an image found on /b/ featuring a subject of unknown sex using a cactus to masturbate anally.
Toilet paper that hurts so bad when you use it it cuts,bruise, or in anyway hurts your ass.
someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!
When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.
When a girl has a hairy vagina, and it is in the between stage where the hair is very prickly. A catopussy shares many characteristics with both the cactus and the pussy (a slang term for vagina), hence the name cactopussy.
A cack actor - i.e. a person who takes themselves seriously as an actor but is actually cack at acting and somewhat lacking in both humility and reality. A cactor is often more concerned about being photographed and name-dropping celebrities than they are about learning how to act - or they may take a ton of acting classes but it makes no difference. The cactor works very hard to succeed as an actor - spending a ton of money and time on professional photos of themselves, and posting them everywhere as if vanity equated to talent. Typical of wannabe actors and actresses who are deluded about their talents, sound like Derek Zoolander, and in reality will never stand shoulder to shoulder with real talent. "Actor" or "Actress" who is really a full-time bartender / waiter / receptionist / shop clerk with a piece of shit showreel that they brag about. Aka "shactor" - a shit actor.
A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.
A legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.). A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.
a living cactus monster that can shoot needles at you for 1000 damage (usually). Is always slanted and in a frozen running pose. Also known as: cactuar
How they often pronouce "cactus" in the Basque regions of Australia.