Cactus Surprise meaning and definitionCactus Surprise mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Cactus Surprise.
When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.
Its a phrase that is said after any awkward moment of silence. It refers to a tumbleweed.
A Mexican Lumberjack
Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.
Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while
To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo
Also spelled "caquito," a derogatory term for people of South American descent, particularly Mexicans
Often a creepy person with the name Trent. Seem like the type to kill a cat after a breakup.