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A kush lord that spends their time getting jacked at the gym and whale hunting at college parties. Supplements protein with spirit cooking.
recurrent urge to steal calculators that you generally do not really need
A very cool class in which you get to learn calculus. It is the best math class ever! So much fun to learn derivatives and integrals. Most schools only offer calculus. Only certain teachers have the Intellic and fun loving nature needed in order to teach calcoolus.
California slang term, means "shoes," specifically "dress shoes." Variation from Spanish word: calzado, meaning shoes or shoe wear.
a verb in jamaican lingo for being extremely un-handsome, or very ugly. ie.murked.
Verb: The act of ones self pleasurement in the form of entering equations into ones graphing calculator.
The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.
a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators
A tool that is useful for giving you the realistic amount of cats you can afford.
When a calculus professor is so over come by the pure extasy of her subject, the professor has a calcugasm. Such moments are defined at times by: 1) jumping 2)saying questions are easy when they are not 3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes! 4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42. 5) The prof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights. 6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms. If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly. Please do not pass Go.
When a calculus professor is so over come by the pure extasy of her subject, the professor has a calcugasm. Such moments are defined at times by: 1) jumping 2)saying questions are easy when they are not 3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes 4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42. 5) The proof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights. 6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms. If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly.