Calgary Tower meaning and definition

Calgary Tower meaning

When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.

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Calgary Transit meaning

To afflict unnecessary pain. To kick someone when they are down. In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.

Calgary T-shirt meaning

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.

Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s meaning

I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.

Calgersnow meaning

Snow that arrives leading up to and during the summer season in areas that are meant to be warm.Derived from Calgary Alberta's ridiculously stupid weather patterns.

calgoat meaning

A hot goat that is always red because of heat.

cal goggles meaning

When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.

calgon meaning

calgon is a dishwasher compound which uses a funny commercial script..those are the most idiotic commercials of the world i guess..

calgonate meaning

The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."

Calgonize meaning

cal-gon-ize. v. Derived from a brand of cheap body sprays and perfumes, 1. to fill or overpower with a strong cheap scent or foul odor; 2. to make someone feel cheap, offensive, or make someone realize they smell like cheap perfume; 3. to coerce someone by ruining their reputation or by literally spraying them with cheap perfume

Calgoo meaning

Calgoo is a Java-based cross-platform desktop calendar application for Google Calendar that runs on MS Windows, Linux and Mac offered by Time Search Inc. It coordinates MS Outlook, iCal and Google Calendars, allowing users to aggregate, display and organize the events into one calendar view. Calgoo works online and offline. Changes are automatically synchronized with other calendars the next time the user is connected to the Internet.

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