California couch quake meaning and definitionCalifornia couch quake mean? Here you find 1 meanings of California couch quake.
When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.
A gay man.
The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.
A gentle tickle followed by crab-like pinch of the anal area.
When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.
When a male pulls out and cums in a line on a woman's belly, and proceeds to snort it off.
When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.
When in your car, you floor it in reverse and then slam it into gear which will result in your car spinning the tires forward while you car continues to roll backwards.
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When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream
A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy