Canadian Bastard meaning and definitionCanadian Bastard mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Canadian Bastard.
A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.
The empty plastic bladder inside a finished-off box of wine that can find new life once inflated for use as a bath pillow.Or just shorthand for cheap box wine.
When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)
A custom initiated and practiced by our friends north of the border, a Canadian BBQ is a gathering of lightly to moderately inebriated males, where due either to excessive alcohol consumption or just general poor judgment, at least one male loses some facial or body hair due to large, out of control flames. Canadian BBQs are common when Canadians, gas, propane, and\or lighter fluid are involved.
A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".
you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them, A Canadian Bear Trap
1. A superlative act of sexual intecourse in which the mind and all the senses are as thoroughly engaged as the sexual organs. So called as the brain is considered north while the gentials are south (Mexico or Brazil); also refers to the fact that the beaver (Castor canadensisis) is the Great White North's national animal, and thus, "Canadian beaver" refers to tip-top or top-drawer fucking. 2. A girl or woman living in the country of Canada, most of which lies north of the 48 continguous United States.
A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus. The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met. The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.
A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.
A Canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following: a) brewed in Canada b) strong enough to make you go blind c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America