Canadian Blubberwhale meaning and definitionCanadian Blubberwhale mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Canadian Blubberwhale.
The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).
Niggers, esp dark niggers. Term used to define african-americans without using the n-word.
The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.
When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
The Canadian bobsled is when you're doing anal with a girl but you knock her the fuck out as you finish. The body's natural reaction to this causes her asshole to tighten on your dick, allowing you to ride her down the stairs like a bobsled.
The nicer, more respectful and less vulgar version of your true self. Used for business events or first impressions.
when you're boning a girl doggie-style and she has an electric skillet on her back cooking Canadian bacon on your parents bed. For an added bonus: playing Rick Astley whilst this is going down.
Boobies belonging to a Canadian woman. Sometimes the boobies get cold in the winter.
When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.
The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.
Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.