cactus crotch meaning and definitioncactus crotch mean? Here you find 2 meanings of cactus crotch.
Vagina made prickly by stubble.
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.
N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.
Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons. A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth. While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
To get a whole week of errands done in one single day, while high.
The result of pubic hair growing on the shaft of a penis that hasn't been shaved for 24 hours. Maxium effect of Cactus Dick occurs while inserting the penis during sex.
Nothing to be fucked around with if you know what I mean
A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.
native american racial slur
To be completely sauced out of your mind.