cactus meaning and definitioncactus mean? Here you find 7 meanings of cactus.
dead, not functioning
A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions. Pl:Cactii
a vagina covered in stubble
Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.
the most fucking amazing plant ever
A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.
has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus
A transportation vessel that is doomed, but will keep you safe upon impact. The U.S. Airways flight that belly flopped into the Hudson River was Cactus 1549.
when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus
A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.
Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.
A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Meaning: Someone who is very annoying
When Mike Gordon of Phish is on an extended jam dropping funky sexy bass grooves.
The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.