calories meaning and definition

calories meaning

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

calories meaning

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

calories meaning

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

calories meaning

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

calories meaning

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

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calorie seeking missile meaning

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

Calorie slut meaning

A person who indulges on food rich in calories to satisfy his or her desire for rich food.

calorie tits meaning

A girl who has huge tits, only because she's fat and eats to much.

calorific meaning

Sjgrhlsriknostrilgfherkgfkj (proper); compliment reguarding one's eatability of Twinkies. This also includes trees made entirely out of sugar wheat. Dr. Pepper is the best doctor ever. Will you be my friend? Yes. Foot. Gilbert is a funny name. The letter j.

Calorious meaning

adj. Containing calories.

calorophyte meaning

a plant that can resist a hot climate and hence grow in that climate; xerophyte.

calorumptious meaning

Unhealthy yet delicious. A contraction of calorific and scrumptious.

Calosito meaning

adj. meaning one who is a little caloso. In guatemala, they call you this when you are acting very caloso/a...

caloss meaning

A name given to one who is a freindly figure, possibley dervied from caloss2 the player in AO who always has time for everyone.

Calou meaning

A confusing/confused young man who has bad taste in girlfriends.

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