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when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit
When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.
A device used for the removal of fecal matter from the undercarriage. A Canadian baday as opposed to the water operated models found elsewhere in the world, is actually comprised of a high-powered belt sander flipped upside down. Extremely effective. Entirely unsatisfactory.
Euphemism for a strip club.
When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.
Freezing ones penis in liquid nitrogen and inserting it into a vagina. The penis then sticks to the wall of the vagina. The male then pulls out and pulls the inside of the vagina with him, effectively turing the vagina inside out.
A band that really sucks.
1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things. 2. superconnection
An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.