Dad bod meaning and definitionDad bod mean? Here you find 7 meanings of Dad bod.
A guy who has kids and was once in shape and still has guns that can crush beer cans but also with a belly that says I drank those beers and I can eat 6 slices of pizza in one seating.
1) "Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.2)Having a "dad bod" is a nice balance between working out and keeping a beer gut
You have a job, responsibilities, and enough money to nod in approval when someone tells you Guacamole is extra.
Someone who has the body of a dad
The type of physique a man "earns" when the increasing pressures of work life, married life, and especially fatherhood no longer allow him the time or drive to maintain a hard, toned figure. As a result, what was once a sculpted, chiseled frame degresses into a soft, flabby heaping pile of I Don't Give A Shit Anymore.
When a young bro-ey dude packs on epic amounts of fat in his midsection but has toned arms, legs, and chest, leading to a corpulent round belly that protrudes out into the shape of a basketball, wobbling tightly against his tank top.
A term coined and promoted by a overweight, lazy, marketing man, to release himself from the responsibility of admitting, to both the world and himself that he has let himself go.
Dadbodding is drinking a 6-pack of coors, smoking darts, and eating a full pepperoni pizza in a sitting
Well toned extremities, huge beer gut. Due to excessive drinking and lack of cardio.
An older male who dresses in a stereotypical "dad" fashion. Often times showing his age when trying to dress too young for their age, trying too hard to come off still hip or cool but is painfully old, awkward and out of touch with whats normal.Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1) a completely non-sexual term.
Defined: As the deliberate and intentional search for ones biological parents (Father) using the popular social networking site Facebook. It is compounded by the untouched desire to seek out one’s father in what is usually a failed attempt at happiness.
A whipped man with a dad bod, so controlled by his wife that he resembles a robot.
A brand of clothing that your dad would wear. Not any reference to the quality or price, but the image that a particular brand gives off. Not something a guy under the age of 25-30 would prefer to wear. Examples: Orvis, Eddie Bauer, Wrangler's, Greg Norman, Walter Hagen, Tommy Bahama, etc.
Horrendously nasty halitosis inherited as part of your genetic makeup. When your breath is so bad that it reminds you of your dad and your kids of their grandpa. Often worsened by the effects of alcohol, coffee, cigarettes, cigars, and / or dehydration - all of which you likely came by because of your father.
when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy
It is a mixture of the word "dad" and the word "bro".It is used as a way to express the bro-ness along with the dad-ness of ones father.
the term for dad brown is in referance to the fact that as you get older the browner you balls get.