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The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up
Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
Becoming dangerously drunk/drugged beyond all recognition. Usually a 24 hour + sesh that has resulted in general loss of the ability do do anything other than smoke or drink, extremely diminished intelligence and zero concept of time it's self.
sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room
The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"
Weed that has been spilled and recollected and is possibly contaminated by matter from the surface it was spilled upon.
Slightly longer than one week; it is the English half-term holidays between February 9th and February 18th. It is named 'Danger Week' as the amount of alcohol consumed and laws broken on this week is enough to kill any man.
A person who is addicted to the excitement of drama and danger, who continuously finds and accepts love/sex partners who create or attract dangerous situations. A person who will do anything to keep the adrenaline high.
n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
When a proffessional sniper hits a trickshot. Only the pros can say "dangerz"