Gas Pump
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When a female/male kneels behind a male while he is standing and has an erection. The kneeling person reaches between his legs and grabs his erection like a microphone, pulling it down, then sticking their thumb up his ass with the same hand. Then they squeeze their hand tight, not unlike that of a gas pump handle.
The act of urinating in a female orifice while achieving maximum penetration. Please do not smoke cigarettes or use your cell phone during this activity. It is not a hazard to your health but it is just rude.
A person who needs to have his/her gas PumPed; Someone from Dunmore, PA; An L7
A male who continuously spends ridiculous amounts money on his girlfriend in hopes that it will get him better sex and she still does not let him do whatever he wants to her in bed.
An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.
Your trigger finger keeps pumping gas after the nozzle shuts off.
While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.
When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices
The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.
when a female grabs a fart from behind with a clenched fist and then swings it like a punch at her partners face and releases it just before impact, therefore he receives a GAS PUNCH!
Auto Erotic Asphyxiation
Gas Queen or Gas Queens someone who drives the streets where prostitutes can be found not really wanting to buy.
A race of aliens which have a very low level of intelligence. Commonly thought to be the stupidest creture alive anywhere. If you are called a gasquiggasplorch, be offended because it is among the highest of stupidity insults. First and only mentioned on the show Invader Zim, episode "Abducted".