Gastard meaning and definitionGastard mean? Here you find 7 meanings of Gastard.
A gay bastard.
A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
Noun. A combination of gas and retard. Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
a bastard who has a-lot of hot air
-(n)- Gaston County retards (this word was given to me by God).
Short for Gay Bastard
some kind of bastard who comes aside and asks you if you have a manger
A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.
one who is full of gas and continuously makes large noises from either orifice.
The passing of extremely pungent gas in a small, socially inappropriate, overpopulated setting. 2-The manipulation of fuel prices to gouge the public for huge profits before leaving political office.
A gas station that has a restaurant inside it.
Pronounced 'jayste'. A combination of the words gel and paste, often used to describe the filling of Junior Mints.
(noun)(uk specific) Terestrial television channels, such as BBC 1 2, ITV, Channel Four and Channel Five. Refers to how old and obsolete the technology seems compared to Digital and Cable.
A hot tall skeleton dad whom has fell in the core, he's so fucking tall that he has bend through doorways. He's the the most mysterious person you've ever met, and he doesn't fucking play around. 🙄
The gluteus maximus of Gaster from the game undertale . used as a joke to express sexual attraction towards the character.
(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station. To gasterbate.
Someone who likes to fart excessively while masterbating to enhance their pleasure. Usually someone who enjoys anal sex.