gabenism meaning and definitiongabenism mean? Here you find 2 meanings of gabenism.
The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.
Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Gabe Saporta of Cobrastarship. Seems to go for younger girls, but none of them mind because he's so god damn sexy.see unf to know what you say when you see him in person or in a picture
To be held at Gabe point the act of a skinny Asian male in sweatpants and pub-crawl shirt (often known as Gabe) unexpectedly appearing in ones dorm room usually after someone says either mustang, transformers, or Gabe three times in a row he often caries a large Canadian beer to insure him of not being kicked out
The nicest colour there is. Named 'Gabe Purple' after Gabe Saporta who wears a purple American Apparel hoodie.
Gaber is a person invited to all the events you can imagine, but he can't attend them, because he is always in some other country, usually Austria.
diaper sniper. huge ass.
Rage that most commonly occurs during the act of hanging out, driving, clubbing, or any other activity that involves two or more people. Gabe-rage is typically an overreaction to a normal situation but is enhanced with the use of alcohol and is most often seen at clubs, usually when in competition with other males in gaining female attention.(Important: Please keep in mind to not confuse this with gay-rage, which is rage between two guys who can't get girls and then takes it out on each other.)
A very kick ass art teacher. Drinks coffee. Doesnt care just do your work. May or may not smoke a joint with you.
Gang banger associatied with the bloods. tends to be seen wearing duck billed hoodies and bapes. A social and school dropout. Friends with a blood in denver. Very funny. Cotton Eye Joe. Acts on instinct and doesn't really listen to people. Sawwwy Chawwwwy. Sucks the dick at fifa street. Hella funny lookin legs. Traits/Characteristics of a gang member: Unskilled Untrained Unemployed Uneducated Frequently members of minorities Possess little or no power or prestige in their communities Lower to mid-socio economic classes Multiple family problems Frequently from single-parent homes; many times the family exists on welfare No parental supervision exists during the days or evenings Little or no parental affection or inspiration to seek higher goals and/or values Constantly exposed to deplorable lifestyles and conditions Constant conflict with other people (frequently surfacing at the school level) Exposed to violence and street crime Do not recognize the middle-class value of education Do not recognize the importance for future success and status Street-wise and street-smart Previous official contact with the police Will (by the age of 15 years) be social and school dropouts
a scent composed of the nastiest smells imaginable, the lingering odor from some disgusting thing
To be outraged, shocked, stunned, angered, surprised, or pissed off.