gammon goalposts meaning and definitiongammon goalposts mean? Here you find 1 meanings of gammon goalposts.
a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.
A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.
a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.
Derogatory word for the female reproductive system.
A mans fanny batton.
A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina
the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse
Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area
gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!
The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.
A word used to describe a vagina on 'Tim Shaws Asylum' on Kerrang Radio.