gammon rod meaning and definition

gammon rod meaning

A mans fanny batton.

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gammon satchel meaning

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

gammon slammer meaning

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

gammon slipper meaning

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

gammon steak meaning

gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!

Gammon Wallet meaning

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

Gammon Washer meaning

A word used to describe a vagina on 'Tim Shaws Asylum' on Kerrang Radio.

gammoth meaning

Wise wise words of a tommy harris lukalike....aint got a clue wot it means tho! wot a gr8 chum!

gamms meaning

1. (verb) To perform poorly in all situations. 2. For messing up in general

gammy meaning

endearing word for grandmother

gammy axe wound meaning

vagina while menstruating

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