Helsinki Highdive meaning and definitionHelsinki Highdive mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Helsinki Highdive.
Upon having intercourse, a woman lays on the floor while a man jumps off of the bed, attempting to land his erect penis inside of her.
The Helsinki Incident was recently cited in the 2004 film "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. During the final match sportcaster Cotton McKnight (Gary Cole) announces "Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!" The 'incident' refers to a Finnish milk maiden named Oona Maarit Lohtander held captive as a rebel after the Finnish Civil War in 1918. While a prisoner on the fortress island of Suomenlinna in Helsinki she learned that her fiance Jarno Enestam was summarily executed by one of the guards of the camp. Vowing to avenge her lover's death, she arranged for her brother, also captive, to strangle the guard that night after she lured him into her bunkhouse for sex. It was absolutely pitch black in the compound and the bunkhouse, and after entering he approached the bunk where he thought his sister was 'engaging' the prison guard. He efficiently dispatched who he thought was the guard and retreated back to his bunkhouse. It turned out that he visited the wrong bunkhouse and strangled a young pregnant woman who was trying to quietly give birth, thus the reference to "a double-fault final-play elimination". Both Oona and her brother were subsequently executed for their role in the murder.
(From what I remember) The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.
The act of pushing a Finnish person down the stairs, as if they were a slinky.
After performing the shocker on a lady, one pulls out their hand, snaps their fingers, and sniffs them. Often used to judge whether or not the partner is too ripe for further action.
A helsinki suicide is when someone falls asleep outdoors drunken and freezes to death. This usually happens in northern countries during winter. It is a sad but very comfortable way the leave the world of the living.
A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
When you have been kidnapped for a long time then get freedom but deeply miss your kidnappers
If you got called Helsta, this means you are good at sucking cock. You get 20 different taste of semen in your mouth in just one night.
The best band that nobody knows about
A particularly unpleasant little town in Cornwall, famous for a sweet little dance that it is inordinately proud of but the rest of Cornwall laughs at. Has a few good pubs (actually just the one - the Angel) and an epically crappy theme park called Flambards, which has one good ride, which is normally broken. Its one claim to fame is that every other town in the country is to the north of Helston. That's it.