J-Rod meaning and definitionJ-Rod mean? Here you find 7 meanings of J-Rod.
A super hard on. The best a man can get.
a person with style. can dance and has many talents. everyone wants to party with. the enbodyment of awesome.
1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.
A curved penis.
-the CHEMIST who extracted from his heart's elements, compassion, respect, longing, patience, regret, surprise, and forgiveness and compounded them into ONE and created that atom which is called LOVE. -a cute sweet and cuddly person -a life changer -a short, great person with a wonderful personality -to know J-Rod is to love J-Rod
A nerd that plays PC games, and sits all day on his computer talking trash about people better than him.
guy from tx not san antonio who will absolutley drop your ass.
A poser. this definition probally came form some fag from texas...ha probally san antonio. hes pretty gay. j rodd really means a stupid incoherent fag that has no game at all and couldnt get a deaf, dumb, blind mute girl if he tried with all his might.
To be totally and completely humiliated. To be OWNED. To be made to feel like a complete ass and everybody points and laughs at you.
v. tr. jro·dy·ing The act or process of inexplicably disappearing during the middle of an instant messaging conversation
When you are driving while simultaneously fingering a girl, and you cause her to orgasm so hard that she accidentally squirts in your eye, and it causes you to swerve off the road and hit a fire hydrant.
a dumb jungle bunny who smokes crack cocaine.
A wise and Knowledgeable jungle bunny in Africa. Generally knowing so much about the Jungle and Africa.
drunk joke; humorous statements or saying delivered while intoxicated that would only seem funny to other intoxicated people.
The act of crossing the street on a bike without a crosswalk. Usually happens with little kids who don't pay attention. Similar to J-walking.
when the city is shakin' down, breakin' down and there's nobody else to call, call JROMEO and he'll cum while eatin' water ice all pimped out ready to free ur hole for the shake it down break it down feast. He is the biz O' the beat, the beat that rocks, that rocks the boyz.
Ummmmm this one big mexican guy that likes dirty anal.