J-Slap meaning and definitionJ-Slap mean? Here you find 2 meanings of J-Slap.
A j-slap is when a romantic partner licks his or her hand and slaps a girls vajayjay (vagina) to lubricate and excite their partner.
When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.
A phonetical form of j/k meaning just kidding. Often used in common day speech to make fun of the word j/k.
An individual who wears wifebeaters, drinks Stella and refers to himself in third person
a really big douche bag who wears leather jackets hoping people think he's cool.
(ge-ss-luh-ve) Noun, Adj., Adv. The highest degree of affection for ones partner. Encountering Jsluv occurs when two soul mates find each other. Symptoms of Jsluv include the following: "A constant need to tell your partner I love you, Smile dimples that have never been in existence before, butterflies in your stomach (even after the first date and first kiss) and when your partner is the first one you talk to when you first wake and the last before you fall asleep.
Just Shoot Me
When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.
Jesus Sucked My Dick
Just Spit My Drink Out!
<noun> <person, knuckledragging> Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15.com Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.
Just Shat Myself Laughing - a modern replacement for LOL, LLF, LMAO, HAHA