jamona
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originated from the greek word, "Juh-Mon-UH" It is a phrase shouted in ecstasy originally coined by Micheal Jackson. Could also be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
adj. (Spanish - Literal translation: Female Ham) Pronunciation: Ha-moh-nah.It is said of the female that reaches her late adult years without a husband/wife. It was previously attributed to females that never got married or had verifiable long-term human companionship. However, recent social connotations include divorced women, especially those who married early in her adulthood, divorced quickly, and never got married or had long-term relationships again. These women are notorious for their sad lonely eyes and their irrational love for their pets.
noun; a monorail. combination of JA (the) MONA(rail) Pronouced jā-MOH-nuh
It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.
An overweight, moody black woman
That one fucking dude that you can call when you are fucking drunk to come over and strip for you with his wash board and and muscular head
Nickname of Dave the Sloth's imaginary girlfriend.
The art of calling forth your allies
A perverted person that ogles over young, fresh meat, i.e. Young girls if he is straight or young to pubescent boys if he is gay. A jamonero is very open about being such and approaches his or her victims in a lecherous manner imposing sexual favors to be paid by cash, material items, etc.
A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.
A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.
A humongous jam; a very large, well-attended party. Originally, it was the name of the first large party thrown by the JMU Breakdance Club; it stood for “JMU Among Us”. Soon, it simply applied to large wild parties.
big but not too big and very cool. (emphasis on the cool)