Jerk Off Condom meaning and definitionJerk Off Condom mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Jerk Off Condom.
An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
A man whose jerk off... Jerkoffer!
Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.1. Boredom during a conversation. 2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone. 3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.For Example:1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture. 2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them. 3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time. Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
A contemptible person, more often a male.
A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).
People who just won't leave you alone.