jerkoffism meaning and definitionjerkoffism mean? Here you find 1 meanings of jerkoffism.
People who just won't leave you alone.
V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.
An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.
The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.
A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.
a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis
When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open