jizzem meaning and definitionjizzem mean? Here you find 2 meanings of jizzem.
To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.
1)Plural to the word jizz. 2) other definion to cum, spooge, jizz, man goo, love juice etc. 3) a jizz filled girl is a 'little Jizzem'. 4) talking in relation to seamen
A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.
A delicate pastry topped with a white creme substance, usually jizz.
A blue Telemundo hat belonging to Pace, a magical hat which has been jizzed upon several times by Baier.
n. eng. a wrench/mop used for cleaning up jizz in hard to reach places. similar to a twat rag
To yell or talk fast unappropriatly. Also to annoy someone with jargan or something they don't want to hear.
The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
an ediot or a moron. a real stupid mofo.
Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.
is a hot wet juicy duo that in most cases work behind a front desk at a hotel.
An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.