jump rope meaning and definition

jump rope meaning

another way of saying "take drugs"

jump rope meaning

this isn't your traditional elementary school recess toy. this shit is real. to successfully execute the "jump rope", one must master the element of surprise...it is then and only then that the jump rope can be accomplished.first, you will need a chick in your bedroom completely unclothed and ready to be pounded. it is at this point that the male subject must surreptitiously creep behind the unsuspecting female, turn sideways, and proceed to insert only his thumbs in the female's vagina and anus, respectively. no further effort is necessary on the part of the male, as the speared female will jump up and down until she is able to escape from the human jump rope that has been created.

jump rope meaning

This is the person who likes to go out to ruin everyones night, they sit there n dont talk or they just keep following you around not saying anything, then when it gets good they want to go home. The whole time you are jumping over them to have fun.

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Jump Rump meaning

A perverse naked form of leap frog.

Jump Scare meaning

A tactic used in horror movies to scare people, the jump scare is used by unimaginative filmmakers as a cheap method of frightening the audience; i.e, making them literally "jump" out of their seats. This device is being increasingly employed in modern horror movies, along with gratuitous amounts of gore, because the directors have forgotten how to actually scare people.

jump scene meaning

a scene that scares someone or people; frightening scene; a scene in scary movies that make people jump; something in a movie or TV show that is sudden and scares people; jumpy feeling from a scary scene.

jump scotch meaning

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.

jumpseat meaning

The extra seat(s) in the cockpit that airline pilots have access to commuting to work

jump seat sniffer meaning

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material. 2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.

jump shart meaning

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

jump-shat meaning

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.

Jump Ship meaning

To bail out, jump off the wagon, quit the team.

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