Kabbalah meaning and definitionKabbalah mean? Here you find 7 meanings of Kabbalah.
An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.
1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians. Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment. 2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.
it's "holla back" backwards. just say it outloud.
a popular reglion amoung celebrities who feel bad about themselves.
A once secretive, proud tradition that only the wisest Torah scholars could study, and for good reasons. The knowledge and understanding that Kaballah can bring has overwhelmed some the wisest scholars in Jewish history, driving them to the brink of madness. To study Kaballah, a man had to be AT LEAST 40 years old, and has to have grown a beard and raised a family, activities which require nearly infinite patience. However, thanks to Madonna and other opportunists, Jewish mysticism has been degraded into a new fad that any putz with a red string on his wrist can claim to understand. Anybody who thinks that a red bracelet will make him wise or holy is delusional.
A set of beliefs based on mysticism brought to the forefront by a Jewish guy from Brooklyn who charges money for "enlightenment". One minute he's playing stickball with his buddies on Avenue C trying to figure out a good hustle the next minute he's the self-proclaimed Moses of Capitalism. Cha-ching. It's hard to believe that this guy is not a David Koresh-type con man because if he was a tool of the "creator" to spread "enlightenment" why would he charge money for it? I mean the guy sells his own bottled water, kind of like another egotistical jack-ass Donald Trump. I don't believe other prophets profited from their teachings. Furthermore the people who follow this guy could be classified as weak-minded and unstable with plenty of expendable income who need to be told that the are loved such as Madonna and that butter-face Lizzy Grubman.
When someone rips you off.
it's "holla back" backwards. just say it outloud.
What you get when you mix fake Kabballah and Hollywood.
along more than 14 centuries this word meant to say Allah Akbar means Allah is the greatest , but during the last few decades this word has a new meaning which is to pretend to forget something, don't worry about something.
(ka BOSH) (v.) 1) To seal or close. 2) To put an end to or stop to; to finish. (n.) A lid or seal; an end to an arguement or confrontation. note: can also be spelled "kabosh," but in Dane Cook's stand-up skit "The Heckler and The Kabbash," it is spelled this way.
Term used to describe celebrity devotees of bizarre, wealth-related religions, whose devotion to the religion in question is nothing more than a desire to be fashionable. Incorporating the first five letters of 'Kabbalah', the infamous celebrity cult, the term is adapted from 'kappa-slappa', one of the words used as a synonym for 'chav', 'townie' etc.
Kabbass: the equivalent of the term owned, pwned, screwed, etc.
Sex technique for women to exercise their K-muscles ('Kegel', named after Dr. Arnold Kegel who discovered them in 1940. Also known as PC or 'pubococcygeus' muscles). Originally, it's a Taoist technique practiced by Chinese women for sexual-amplification of relaxed vaginal muscles, but this word has become known by Muslim Indians and comes from Arabic which means literally, a 'woman who bakes' or 'baker woman'. The main exercise is where a woman inserts a raw egg inside her vagina and clutch on it with her vaginal muscles (they resemble the ribbed insides of a vacuum-cleaner's hose), and then release again to help 'milk' the penis during sexual-intercourse. The last people to ever take to this ancient sex practice --besides them new-ageist, schtupp-mad cheesy quacks -- were the Turkish sultans and rich polygamous Ishmaelites who reportedly used to visit over a hundred women in one night! Another interesting old sex technique is kabbadi: oral tantric sex exercise of Indian origin where a woman utter a certain word repeatedly with no breath to tighten the inner sex muscles Kegel-like.
A very rarely used English word meaning better than amazing, but not quite perfect. Died out in 1792 due to people criticizing it's use in everyday language. Not to be confused with the romanian term "Kabbel Din."
the residue rings left around a glass or cup after drinking the contents
a type of person who loves to drive people crazy/confuse people, so if you see one, beware! (unless you are crazy yourself, that is)