Lawn Condom meaning and definitionLawn Condom mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Lawn Condom.
n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard
A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.
A lawn crawler is a someone who come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.
(person)A rather large and unpleasant looking human being who spends all their time sitting in their yard, determined to catch those meddling kids in the act. Every neighborhood has one. It is quite possible that if there are meddling kids, the Lawn Creep may intend to EAT them as punishment.
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When a man ejaculates on a womans hairy vag. The result is lawn dairy.
you go to a friends house, hopefully while theyre home, crank the music on your car radio and dance on your friends front lawn. The longer and more stuff you play with, the better it gets. The best point is when you later find out the family was home but they didnt notice anything
Casual term for sex in someone's lawn between a man and a woman. Mans penis (lawn dart) in a vag.
An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.
An exceptionally good DDR player that behaves like a complete asshole (See: DDRsole) but then redeems him/herself in some meaningful way. Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.
Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.