laardvark meaning and definitionlaardvark mean? Here you find 3 meanings of laardvark.
n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table pronunciation: lard'-vark
An obese Aardvark. When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark". Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak. The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault. The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
A fucking lazy creature. Something that would lie in its own poop if it didn't smell
One of the best of friends you can get. He is smart, VERY funny, sporty, LOVES girls, one of the wittiest people you'll ever meet and thinks about his friends more then himself. Has a very good and big taste in music. Is very romantic and sweet to girls. will usually do anything he possibly can for that special girl in his life.
verb; ruining parties, driving by the party while the man in the passenger seat gives you oral gratification (only used for guys). a more general use of this verb can be found in men doing sexual acts with other men
A girl who loves bacon and a number of other pork products. Has a predisposition to extreme messiness. Is known to do strange things like cussing at the wind. Tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds. Says inappropriate things when nervous. A romantic at heart, though she denies it with glaring eyes. Has a tendency to everywhere and nowhere at the same time. A very loving friend when she's not insulting you.Also a word used to describe a person who rags on her friends for being old, tired or emotional.
A mix between AARP and Larping. When old people live action roleplay, or larp.
1. Acronym that stands for Life Altering Ass 2. An ass that is so fine your life is altered in some way, shape, or form
Laat: "laugh(ed) audibly at that" Long version of La, replaces uneducated lol,
Look at all the bothers I give
Refers to a high income, posh way of life.
LAATFIG, pronounced "lart fig" Old Scandinavian word used to express a relaxed approach to a situation.AKA Look At All The F**ks I Give
Look At All This Text I Generated. An exclamation after a successful troll.