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a womans eye-wear
Girls taking the sperm in their mouth and swallowing them.
A bundled up tissue held together by semen.
A person who, after receiving a load of ejaculate on their body, does not clean the load off but rather lets it dry and walks around with it still on their body all day - hence "Hugging the Load" or a Load Hugger. Generally used colloquially to describe a rude or inconsiderate person - similar to douchbag.
Drug user
The period of time where vendors arrive at a venue and set up their equipment in preparation for some special event. Usually involving short term set-ups.
Squirting semen from your dick
Also known as 'Heimbindering'. Means to make something up from whole cloth.
When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.
When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.
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