Max Payne meaning and definitionMax Payne mean? Here you find 7 meanings of Max Payne.
Constipated man that can dodge bullets
"A fugitive undercover cop framed for murder, and now hunted by the cops and the mob. Max is a man with his back against the wall, fighting a battle he cannot hope to win. Prepare for a new breed of deep action game. Prepare for pain..." It started three years ago; Max came home after a long day at work. No one answered when he came in the door of his home. Upstairs he found his wife and daughter murdered at the hands of junkies high on a new designer drug called Valkyr. He swore revenge against the drug that drove people to this. He joined the DEA as an undercover cop, infiltrating the Mafia and the underground world of New York. But he was framed, accused of killing his long time friend and partner, Alex. Wanted by the cops and with no other options available, Payne goes on a blood-soaked thrill-ride through New York, working his way from lesser thugs to the bigger crime bosses to get to the top, and expose the true identity of those responsible for the induced hell that is Valkyr.
A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun. Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat. In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Bad Ass Pc Game Character Who can dodge bullets.
A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
Someone who can dodge bullets in slo motion and withstand an outrageous amount of bulletwounds. They live off of painkillers like it is CRACK!
1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion. 2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.
Developed by Remedy. Published by Rockstar. One of the greatest games one could play. Art in motion.
A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
To go for several weeks on very little sleep, often becoming very depressed in the process, ala Max Payne. May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.
When you have to pee so badly that you are sure your bladder is at its full capacity.
one sexy individual who lovable, kawaii, and also know as the #1 cause of the thirst crisis in the world
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A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points" Kiss = 10 points Snog =15 points A cheeky touch = 20 Anything more sexual = 50 THE DEED = MAX POINTS
An alias taken up by Homer Simpson of The Simpson's.
Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
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