machestical meaning and definitionmachestical mean? Here you find 1 meanings of machestical.
Like majestic, but with boobs.
A girl who is horny as hell and plays dat grab action and pisses them girls off. But all the men are fine because her ass is phenomenall
A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
Able to be, or have been, disected, chopped, sliced or in any other way totally fucked by a machete.
Spanish term for swordfighting. Two dicks fighting. Homosexuality.
To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.
off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants 1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction. 2. A truly outrageous party or gathering. 3. Represent something really amazing. 4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.
When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.
n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence: 1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second. 2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time. if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene. Vocals - Q Lead guitar - Dan Guitar - Kevin Bass - Eddie Drums - Johnny Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/