Merthyr defence, The meaning and definition

Merthyr defence, The meaning

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town. The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

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Merthyr Tumbleweed meaning

A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.

Merthyr Tydfil meaning

A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country. Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town

mertied meaning

In gaming, this term is used when owning somebody to the extent that the word "owned" just doesn't quite cover it.

mertilize meaning

to annihilate

merting meaning

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

Mertins meaning

One major Dumbfuck!

Mertle meaning

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit. Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

mertlebron meaning

a little ugly ass faggot turkish kid who sucks at call of duty and acts tough to older people than him. He likes to suck dick in his free time and put huge dicks in his vagina hole. Oh and his mother is retarded and thinks that the police is the answer to everything. FUCK DA POLICE NIGGA!

Merton meaning

the traditional and historical home of Wimbledon FC, but an idiot named Charles Koppel did not appreciate this so he got the spineless monkeys of the FA to appoint a 3 man commission to sanction the move of the club to Milton Keynes.

mertonize meaning

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

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