missing penis
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when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs
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Term to describe a piece of floating fecal matter (shit/turd)in the toliet bowl.
Humourous pet-name for Mississauga, a western suburb of Toronto.
Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events. Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.
The feeling of spontaneously moving from one point in time to another one much later knowing you were there, but with no recollection of any of the events in between. May or may not be brought on by chemical abuse. Can be caused by a significant Teflon Moment.Also used as a place holder for a missing memory.
A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.
oakville ont. slang, someone who gets ripped apart for liking neil young
The tendency of the news media to focus strongly on kidnap, rape or murder victims that are young, attractive, female and white while ignoring any similar victim that does not meet all four criteria. A notable example is the media focus on Jessica Lynch when her black squadmate Shoshana Johnson received no attention whatsoever. Nancy Grace is a prime perpetrator of the bias.
no matter what turns life takes, no matter how much time has passed, missing someone doesn't change anything. It's a statement with no expectation. Nothing else. Just know you are loved.