moving the couch meaning and definitionmoving the couch mean? Here you find 2 meanings of moving the couch.
When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
To go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.
having noisy sex in another room
Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.
The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.
Having sex with someone
Verb.1) Euphamism for "getting jiggy with it"2) Well, when a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a group of people love eachother, they get together, in private, public, or sometimes on camera, often on a mattress, and participate in sexual activity, often moving the mattress in the process.3) What Kristin is calling it these days
Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.
When a fucking idiot thinks a blue field is cooler than good friends.
This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.
Something American liberals threaten to do when some right-wing nutjob looks like they could become the President.
A prank derived in Chicago in the mid to late 2000's by an improviser. To "Denver" someone, as it is called, is to change the Facebook status of someone after they have left their account open to "I'm Moving to Denver".