Oakland Catholic
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A horrible, horrible school in pittsburgh full of cliquey, slutty, bitches; horrible teachers who shove their beliefs down your throat; and a totalitarian administration. Do not send your daughters there unless you want to ruin their lives, as it has ruined mine.
Oakland County: Located in southeast michigan, where drugs, sex, and alcohol are a vital part of reality. Where kids learn superficiality in both the amazing public schools and the overpriced private acadamies, where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, spend your weekends at Somerset and on Old Woodward, where there are more country clubs than supermarkets and more hookah bars than gas stations. The houses wrap around entire streets, porche driving soccer moms pop their collars, and nobody even cares about the west coast (although the summer homes are nice). It's where the only thing we have more of than money is drama, where kids are all about drugs because they don't know what else to buy, and where finding a virgin in the high schools is like finding a needle in a haystack, where we drink faygo pop, drive GM, Ford, and Chrysler cars, eat Better Made potato Chips, and go to Windsor on the weekends, just because we can.
fisting someone's asshole
Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask
When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.
when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california
(Adverb) How we do it in Oakland. (Pronounced) Oak-LandishGenerally used for terms and phrases created in Oakland such as Hella, Hyphy, Ghost Ride, Scrapper, Scrapper Bike, Epic Beard Man, etc.Popularized in Oakland, California by the Oaklandish clothing company.
when you make a girl cum then you poop in her vagina and stick your dick in and then she queefs it into your mouthMy girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll
Oakland Mills High School is the supposed to be a "ghetto" school in Howard County. Howard County is one of the best school systems in the country, so basically OM has a lot of Blacks and Hispanics. The Black kids are are only sorta gangster and good at sports. The White kids are only kinda hipster preps and the Hispanics are a whole lot smarter then we all think. Oh and there are some Asian Kids. It doesn't really matter cuz everyone just smokes weed together.