Pad-slap meaning and definitionPad-slap mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Pad-slap.
When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)
The act of slapping someone across the face with a used feminine napkin.
A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.
Padstar is the ultimate compliment you can recieve. Here is someone that knows how to give pure pleasure and delight to those they meet. Hero is often another name given to Padstars.Padstars are always male.Further clues are given in the last four letters, namely STAR.Sexually master of all techniques in the beautiful art of lovemaking, other traits include charming, caring and giving, and charamatic. They are givers of massive proportions and ensure that they deeply touch the lives of who they come in contact with. Purity is another common word associated with Padstar.Most Padstars are Air signs in the Zodiac. The perfect combination is a Libran airsign.
Somebody who knows how the shit goes on the streets. Usually involved in pimping, drug dealing or some other form of cool crime.
the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.
Slang for partner. Popularized on the golf course.
A person who is mesmerized by the iPad and spends hours a day using it. Much like the classic definition of the couch potato with TV, but with an iPad.
Slang for marijuana.
1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai. 2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe: Ingredients: Pad Thai Directions: Eat Pad Thai. Marinate in stomach for two hours. Mix in small intestine for six hours. Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees. Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary). Serve on best china. Voila! This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise." Number Of Servings: Will vary. Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.
To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.
Pogi,cute and super hot