Paint the Baby meaning and definitionPaint the Baby mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Paint the Baby.
a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.
Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain. It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.
v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)
The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.
To have explosive fecal matter.
When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.
to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person
Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.
Anal Sex
Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.
the act of masterbating in a room filled with people