paddle meaning and definitionpaddle mean? Here you find 7 meanings of paddle.
verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.
A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.
A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.
A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.
a videogame controller
A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches
Synononym for game controller originating in New England.
Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is. When something is great, good, okay, fine.
Extremely good, particularly in a sadomasochistic manner.
Any video game paddle belonging to Next Gen consoles like XBOX 360 and PS3.
When a man is getting sucked off ,preferably by a female, and the playing with the balls gets vigorous to the point she's smacking them with her hand.
When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges. NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
a sexy bitch
v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.
Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.