paddleboner meaning and definitionpaddleboner mean? Here you find 1 meanings of paddleboner.
When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.
A game created by male cheerleaders.
to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle. this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10 and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.
A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.
An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance
Cock smacking a person in the face, multiple times.
When a gay kid gets hit by a paddle in class and likes it.
a slang word for men who like lil' girls. its what the gansters use nowadays in ol' country, and the hood of compton.
An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.
Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.