paddling meaning and definitionpaddling mean? Here you find 5 meanings of paddling.
What you do to your girlfriend or wife when she is being uppity or bratty or you just feel like it. Involves use of an object in the general shape of a ping pong paddle to strike the buttocks of the lady until they are bright red all over and quite hot to the touch. Of course the buttocks must be bare to assess their condition and for the paddlee to fully appreciate the paddling. Quite often once the paddling is completed both the paddler and paddlee will be as horny as hell and enjoy some great fucking. She will love you for it, trust me.
That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force. She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors. Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended. It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.
The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.
A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist. Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.
When a guy fingers two girls at the same time. Similar to skiing.
The act of female masturbating herself.
A Sandwich which is made between a turtles shell, you may add whatever you feel like for example cheese, ham or tomato
short for paddington bear, cuddely,EMO
The place to be. A place wherein a massive amount of awesomeness, sexuality, attractiveness and intelligence join together to create a place where everyone wants to be.
A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
To screw up. To fail. To take something useful and turn it into failure.
A small town in southeastern kenosha county that has nothing to do. Also considered hickville
every now and then you come out with a spectacular laugh. spectacular meaning really loud and often snorty. this is the sort of laugh that other people should not be exposed to and so should only be done in the middle of a paddock.
A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.