pantoum meaning and definitionpantoum mean? Here you find 1 meanings of pantoum.
1. a poem that consistes of four lines rapeate again and again that somehow is supposed to make sense and mean something different every time you mix them up again. 2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F 3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary 4. see sonnet
The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.
The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection. Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Boner, Erection, Hard-on,
The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes
When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.
The process by which ones pants mimics the shape of a small and unappealing erection. This phenomenon caused by the folding of material surrounding the crotch region of a male or manly female creates a large amount of embarrassment over the fact that one has an erection and also the fact that one has a small erection (not a large erection as one obviously has). Most common when sitting, but also possible when standing on rare occasions. A pantrection is not contagious, unless a bumrection is being experienced; where the forced sitting makes a pantrection a highly contagious condition.
The opposite of a closeted homosexual, a straight person pretending to be gay.
Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
Someone who is or does something like a pansy and is also metrosexual.