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adj. gross; v. to vomit
Something you do when you are angry. The phrase :flips table: or a variation of it comes up in online interaction, often through self-narration.
1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.
table flirting is when you and another person a few tables away start smiling and looking at eachother every few seconds, but nothing more happens.
Masturbation.
A sex act that involves 2 males and a female. The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.
This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...
Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too