Table Goblin meaning and definitionTable Goblin mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Table Goblin.
A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce. Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table
a gravity bong collected from leftover weed/marijuana on your table. usually collected out of desperation and often times includes non-marijuana material such as dust, dirt, food, etc.
The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.
1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman
1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food. 2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.
A lie or something that has been hidden from someone came off.Explanation : There is a medical test called tilt-table testing performed to figure out an unknown symptom.
Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.
A blowjob given from beneath a table.
scraping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it